I realized the other day that even though I’ve had this blog for almost seven years, I’ve never written a post about pimento cheese (update: I did; I just spelled it “pimiento cheese”–ha!). Which is kind of crazy since it’s one of my favorite things. Pimentos (or pimientos) are mild, sweet, and small red peppers. Adding them to cheese and mayonnaise is a southern tradition, though I have no idea why. It just is. I always–always–have the ingredients on hand so that I can make it whenever I need to.
Of course, a big part of it is that I don’t have a recipe. I just add some mayonnaise and a jar of diced pimentos to shredded cheese and add a little seasoning and that’s it. It’s never occurred to me to share a recipe, I guess. But thinking about the recipe made me curious about what a pimento cheese recipe looks like and I was surprised to find a lot of variations, many of which had ingredients lists longer than just three or four items. Cream cheese, onions, Worcestershire sauce, jalapenos, cayenne pepper, garlic…um, no. You really don’t need anything but cheese, mayo, pimentos, and a little pepper. I did recently start adding a little smoked paprika to mine, but it’s strictly optional. So what I have here is just a basic recipe that’s very easy and very good.
But be sure to use good cheese and good mayo. Actually, Mr. Eats prefers his pimento cheese with Miracle Whip, but I do not keep Miracle Whip in my house, so he has to settle for my Hellmann’s-made “salad” (spread?). A lot of people around here like Duke’s, but it lacks the sweetness and a bit of the tang that Hellmann’s has. And though I also like Kraft mayo, Hellmann’s is thicker and sturdier, so I prefer it for my salads. I also use Sargento’s already-finely-grated sharp cheddar for my pimento cheese. I like the finely grated cheese because it blends better and stays together better, particularly if you’re going to make a grilled pimento cheese sandwich. And you should. So good. I also like it on “not dogs” (I like Smart Dogs), crackers, or as a vegetable dip.
2 cups finely-shredded sharp cheddar cheese
1/3 to 1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 four ounce jar diced pimentos, drained
pepper to taste
smoked paprika (optional)
Combine the cheese, mayonnaise, and pimentos in a large bowl. Add a few twists of fresh ground pepper (to taste). For a little extra flavor, add about 1/4 teaspoon of smoked paprika and stir again.