Pied Piper Eatery

This will come as  no surprise to many of you who have or have ever had a toddler: we don’t go out to eat much any more. And when we do, it’s not to the newest, hip, $100 a head restaurant; it’s likely to be somewhere that meets a long set of criteria for being family-friendly. Every family has their own definitions, but this list includes the most popular:

1. Free bread
2. Carpet-less flooring
3. Decent spacing between tables
4. A noise level high enough to mask the average toddler yell-talk
5. A kid’s menu and/or macaroni and cheese and/or grilled cheese
6. Not too busy but not too not-busy
7. A patient waitstaff

A lot of restaurants meet these criteria, but I often find myself gravitating more toward The Pied Piper Eatery in East Nashville. It doesn’t meet all these criteria, but it does have:

1. Awesome kid food
2. Awesome adult food
3. Concrete floors
4. Paper napkins available in abundance
5. A waitstaff and kitchenstaff that will expedite the food order for your kids (makes up for lack of free bread)
6. A waitstaff with the surefootedness to dodge roaming toddlers that would qualify them for the Harlem Globetrotters
7. A play area for kids

That’s right; a dedicated area for kids to play. There are toys and books and the general expectation is that you can just sit and eat your food while your kid just roams off to this play area. The restaurant is small enough that you can keep an eye on your kid, of course but you don’t have to constantly tell your kid to sit down, be quiet, and eat. You can have a conversation with other adults. You can enjoy your food. Your kid can play with other kids. It’s wonderful.

Let me repeat: you can sit, eat, enjoy food, talk to other people while your child roams happily around the restaurant without having to feel like an asshole. This is great.

Also great? Their veggie burger on a kaiser roll. It’s made with beets and rice and magic. It’s delicious. And you can use it as the base for any of their specialty burgers. Last time, I got the Philadelphia Freedom with sauteed onions, mushrooms, and Swiss cheese. It was delicious. I ate every bite. And every one of these fantastic French fries, too.

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Mini Eats got to have a grilled cheese sandwich–which she ate happily–and a side order of fruit. And not crappy fruit cocktail, either. There were blueberries and raspberries and oranges and melons. She would eat a bite or two, go play, come back and eat more, and then go play again. So we all had a good time. And that’s what going out to eat is all about, right? Yes, yes, it is.

Mr. Eats got some kind of critter thing; I’m not sure what, but I know that he liked it. We’ve liked everything we’ve ever gotten there. The fried pickles are decadent and delicious. The Monte Cristo is a bit over the top, but if that’s your thing, go for it. The mac and cheese is fantastic. And you can order it a dozen or more different ways.

And the kids are happy. HAPPY. So the adults are happy. Everyone’s happy! And though they do have some Pied Piper Creamery ice creams available, we usually just head over to the Creamery after dinner and get one of those 5-ice-cream samplers. Because when we go out, we make it count.

Pied Piper Eatery
1601 Riverside Drive
Nashville, Tennessee 37216
(615) 228-2795
Monday-Friday 9am–9pm
Saturday and Sunday 8am–9pm

Pied Piper Creamery
114 South 11th Street
Nashville, TN 37206
(615) 227-4114
Monday-Wednesday  Noon-9pm
Thursday-Friday Noon-10pm
Saturday 11am-10pm
Sunday  Noon-10pm

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11 Responses to Pied Piper Eatery

  1. Haha, some kind of critter thing! I think that’s how I’ll start describing everything my omni boyfriend eats. I don’t have kids (dogs and cats instead, which can thankfully, take care of themselves while we go eat), but if I did, I know I’d be happy about the kids play area at Imagine Vegan Cafe. Since it’s owned by a family with three little kids, the place is VERY kid-friendly. They always have a kid TV tuned to cartoons and there’s plenty of toys and a tiny couch.

    • Lesley says:

      Critter things and critter juice–two terms I use frequently. :)

      I still haven’t been to Imagine yet. I need to go! It sounds perfect.

  2. Becky says:

    Oh my goodness. This absolutely made my day. Thanks for the kind words. You get us.

  3. Jason says:

    I have been going to Pied Piper Eatery since it opened. I honestly have NEVER been disappointed there, either from the food or the service.

    It is honestly such a nice thing that they are so little kid friendly in the heart of Hipster Central. If you can get over the sneers of the skinny jeans crowd towards your rambunctious toddlers, you and they are in for a treat.

    Hot, delicious, HEARTY meals and breakfast food whenever you want it. My wife, 4 yr old daughter and I were with Mr. and Mrs. Eats during this review meal and I back up everything she says.

    And the Ice Cream at the Creamery was delicious as always, though I believe the person who decided to mix ice cream and Swiss Cake Rolls is some sort of mad genius who shouldn’t be stopped.

  4. Just had breakfast at the Eatery last week with a friend + her 2-ish year old daughter for that very reason. Train! Table! TRAINS!!

    Fan of the veggie burger as well. Love the kind where you can see whole veggies in them, not just pulverized maybe-vegetables.

  5. after living mere blocks away from Pied Piper Eatery for years, i had never been. until yesterday. holy deliciousness! i got their Mambo Italiano sandwich, which was amazing, with mac + cheese + fried okra. husband got breakfast, with all sorts of eggs + pancakes + things. also scrumptious. yum!

    my husband grew up with Jenny Piper, who owns/runs the ice cream shop, which we frequent, so it’s shameful that it took me so long to try the Eatery. so happy that I finally tried it out!

  6. I am sure I will find this info very useful in the near future! ;)

  7. Beth says:

    Ditto what Erin said!

    I was just thinking how awesome it is that you are a couple of years ahead of us in this crazy game of parenthood. No need to do any research, just refer back to Lesley’s old blog posts :-)

  8. Lannae says:

    Just a reminder, there is a Pied Piper (ice cream only) in Berry Hill just up from the 100 Oaks Mall. I mean, during some back-t0-school shopping, might as well head north to get some ice cream!

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